professional-bird:

fucksubtle:

traceexcalibur:

I smell trouble brewing

Reformation 2: The Aliening

CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT POPE FRANCIS IS SO FRIKKIN CHILL THAT IF AN ALIEN WALKED IN TO THE VATICAN HE WOULDN’T EVEN FREAK OUT HE’D JUST BE LIKE “SUP DUDE LETS GO GET YA SOME JESUS” 

(via rhythmryder)

"Stop faking your fucking orgasms. Society already tells young men that they run the fucking universe - if they can’t turn your cunt into a shooting star then for god’s sake, let them know about it."
- Some more little life lessons, by Daisy Lola  (via surya-bhakti)

(Source: sh-ocking, via homeiswheresebastianis)

Anonymous asked:

How did you feel when you found out you were pregnant?

Listen Loudly; Speak softly Answer:

Not sure, just kind of surprised. Then i was happy.